![]() Problem is, the sorcerer I’ve described here is Matthew McConaughey’s “Man in Black,” aka “Walter O’Dim,” aka the most evil and terrifying entity in the galaxy. ![]() If you caught this guy’s act in a second-tier casino in Vegas because David Copperfield’s show was sold out, you might enjoy the performance. He catches bullets in his bare hands! He can put mere mortals to sleep with a simple turn of phrase! He gazes into his magic crystal ball and can see all! And wait: Is that FIRE dancing from his hand? It is! Moving about with flair and showmanship, he fills the air with cocky banter as he performs amazing feats. It is so immovable the Jersey Boys would look to him for styling tips. His hair looks to be of a color not found in nature. ![]() The magic man’s face is so buffed and shiny, it looks as if a Botox truck hit him. ![]()
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